by Pamela Rice Hahn
This list was sent in as my first audition. I exceeded the 5 entries by a bit. Ended up it was already an actual topic in progress and one of mine was chosen the #1 Monica Lewinsky Film Title for the Chris White Top 5 List on February 3rd, 1998.
Bang the Bum Slowly
The Big Creep
ApplyHerLips Now
The Catch Her in the Fly
Pump Friction
Swamped Thing
The JawShank ZeDampChin
Face Jam
The Schlong Kiss Delight
The Wizard of Ooze
Happy Spillsmore
His Thing and I
Pet Shorty …or… Wet Shorty
(Paula Jones said in deposition he’s less than 5″ long, fully extended)
Chinny Chinny Bang Bang
and the #1 Monica Lewinsky Film Title on the Chris White Top 5 List on February 3rd, 1998 was/is:
Cleavage and Butt-Head Do America
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